If you can’t sing, you don’t sound better with headphones in. You can’t hear your “singing” but we can.
Seriously. Learn to flush the toilet. Is it really that hard? Sincerely the one who has to shit but has to find a new bathroom….
Blowing your nose.
As I sit here, attempting to study for what I’d like to a call a midterm, I’d really enjoy if you could please get up and blow your facking nose. IT’S A TISSUE, A KLEENEX, TOILET PAPER, whatever your medium (textbook pages? go for it) … BLOW THE SNOT OUT. I DONT COME TO DP TO LISTEN TO YOU SNORT. Thank you and good day.